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[pandion]

"When I asked Mom for a ride she made me check with Bella to make sure she didn't want to come too, but Bella thinks the premise is creepy."

[hold_infinity]

"Well, yeah," says Robin.

[instar]

"I mean, of all the - do you care about spoilers? This one is technically a remake, I've heard stuff about the previous version. Not to mention there's a book."

[hold_infinity]

"Nah, go ahead," says Robin.

[instar]

"Of all the ways to heal a strained family relationship, nonconsensually body-switching them has got to be the most deranged. Can you think of anyone in your life who you would get along with better after being dropped into their life and watching them make a hash of yours?"

[hold_infinity]

"No," she snorts.

[instar]

"There you go. I mean, if Andi and I swapped, we could probably fake each other pretty well, but that's because we're already close enough to not need improvement - anyone who has the disease will be left a ruin by the cure. So, not my movie, but I hope you guys have fun."

[pandion]

"Faking you wouldn't even be hard, I bet. 'Renée, I mean, Mom, are you going to Staples soon, I need more notebooks,'" she says in an uncanny imitation of Bella's cadences.

[instar]

Bella coughs, and replies, "Mo-o-om, can I have an advance on my allowance, like, twenty dollars, I know bad planning and forethought and adult financial skills but it's important really!" in a likewise spooky mimicry.

[hold_infinity]

Robin cracks up.

[pandion]

"But you look way more like Mom and I look like Dad, we couldn't really fool anyone."

[instar]

"You look more like Renée when you actually smile."

[hold_infinity]

"Unless you actually switched bodies," says Robin.

[instar]

"Now that would be an interesting trick."

[pandion]

"Yeah, no kidding," sporfles Andi.

[hold_infinity]

"Potentially fun," says Robin. "I wouldn't mind switching bodies with, say, Ethan. If I knew I'd get my own back."

[pandion]

"What would you do? Do I even wanna know?"

[hold_infinity]

"What do you think I'd do?" she laughs.

[pandion]

"I am not sure I wanna know!"

[hold_infinity]

"Oh, probably dress up in pretty clothes. And then play strip poker."

[pandion]

"Pffff. You are way more adventurous than me."

[hold_infinity]

"I'm more adventurous than a lot of people," says Robin. "I'd say 'than most', but now I've met Trouble."

[pandion]

"Oh, if you didn't know, him and Ethan are having sex. I mean, not right now. Possibly right now actually but that's not what I meant. In case that's relevant to know."

[hold_infinity]

"Thanks," she says. "I wasn't completely sure. Although I have seen them kissing while mostly naked, so it's not a big leap."

[pandion]

"I guess it wouldn't be."