the ocean

Sep. 16th, 2013 12:33 pm
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Five pigeons, one with a beetle glued to her foot, fly to Seattle and find the aquarium and the orca tanks.

There is one with just one orca in it.

Five pigeons land on the glass edge of the tank.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:26 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (① loves to light the fuse)
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He giggles. "Yep! Want some?"

Date: 2013-09-18 06:27 pm (UTC)
palmofyourhand: (④ in heaven hell or earth)
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Ethan certainly does. He helps himself to a plate, some French toast, and a seat at the increasingly crowded table.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:28 pm (UTC)
morphbox: (generic)
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"Yes," says Ax. "Sss."

Date: 2013-09-18 06:30 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (⑤ okay boys)
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Trouble loads a slice of French toast onto a plate, adds syrup because why not, sets it in front of Ax, and (not without a thoughtful pause) hands him a fork.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:31 pm (UTC)
morphbox: (generic)
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Ax looks at the fork.

He watches the other humans eat with forks, and manages to get a large but conceivably bite-sized portion of French toast sawed off the corner.

He stabs it.

He puts it in his mouth.

And he falls off his chair.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:33 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (⑩ i'll just play along)
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"...Okay, I wasn't expecting that," says Trouble. "You okay?"

Date: 2013-09-18 06:33 pm (UTC)
morphbox: (generic)
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Ax gets up off the floor and picks up the French toast in his hands and crams most of the slice into his mouth. <I am uninjured! Toast!>

Date: 2013-09-18 06:50 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (③ smile on my face)
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...Trouble giggles.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:51 pm (UTC)
morphbox: (generic)
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Ax half-eats, half-mauls his French toast, and then he steals Ethan's.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
palmofyourhand: (⑪ one more hole in space)
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"D'you bloody mind? I was eating that," he says, giving Ax a look.

Date: 2013-09-18 06:55 pm (UTC)
morphbox: (generic)
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<TOAST!> says Ax heedlessly.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:00 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (⑥ don't know what I want)
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"...Enough to feed everybody, but maybe not enough to feed everybody twice. Ax, man, slow down. Trust me, I know my French toast is awesome, but you are probably gonna be embarrassed about this later."

Date: 2013-09-18 07:01 pm (UTC)
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"Mmf!" protests Ax around Ethan's French toast.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:02 pm (UTC)
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Ax doesn't say "yes, Princess Bella", but he does slow down a little, eats Ethan's French toast with an orgasmic expression on his face, accepts Bella's wordless tutoring about the use of the kitchen sink, and goes into the garage to do what she said.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:05 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (⑩ i'll just play along)
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Trouble silently replaces Ethan's French toast.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:06 pm (UTC)
hold_infinity: (② you were meant to be here)
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Robin comes down the stairs and steals Ethan's plate.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:06 pm (UTC)
palmofyourhand: (① ever seen your eyes)
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...

He cracks up.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:08 pm (UTC)
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<The human sensation of taste is very intense,> Ax reports solemnly from the garage.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:09 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (③ smile on my face)
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"Yeah, I figured," snorts Trouble.

He supplies Ethan with yet another slice of French toast.

Date: 2013-09-18 07:10 pm (UTC)
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<Are all foods as amazing as French toast?>

Date: 2013-09-18 07:13 pm (UTC)
aeskhyne: (① loves to light the fuse)
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"Some of them are better."

Date: 2013-09-18 07:21 pm (UTC)
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<That is impossible,> says Ax faintly.

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