"Well, okay," he says, "I'm in love with another guy but he pretty much only wants me for my body and definitely doesn't care what I do in my spare time, and I also kind of have a thing for Titania but she's not into me so that's that, and then there's a girl I hook up with sometimes because we're just that kind of friends. There's nobody waiting around to swoop in and yell at you for stealing their man. So if you don't mind having your paranormal romance with a guy who sleeps around, then I think we're fine."