the experiment

[instar]

When Andi has gotten one of Charlie's friends to give her a ride to the grocery store and the unauthorized residents of the house can come out of hiding, Bella goes looking for Trouble, so to speak, and finds him in the kitchen.

"Hey," she says, "I have some more questions that I'd be asking Aspret if she was here. Charlie didn't have answers; Esclan wasn't the talkative type or the experimental type."

Comments

[instar]

"I don't want the second one at all, so this has very limited explanatory power."

[aeskhyne]

"Well, yeah, you wouldn't. The point is - imagine for a second that you wanted ice cream really, really badly, and it wasn't fatally poisoned, just the kind where you'd be throwing up for a week. The first one's still better. But it's not better because it's better ice cream, it's better because there's something wrong with the second one. The second one might even look tastier, poison and all. But the first one's what you'd rather pick."

[instar]

"Leaving aside the fact that becoming nauseous right after eating something is a pretty good way to hate that food forever, yes."

[aeskhyne]

"So, it's like that," he says. "Mostly. It's more complicated when you're talking people instead of ice cream."

[instar]

"We have a few more ingredients and aren't nearly so freezer-stable, yes."

[aeskhyne]

Trouble cracks up.

[instar]

"Is it possible to be comfortable in your head, or am I more likely than not to run into unpleasantness whether you're trying to distract me or not?"

[aeskhyne]

"Sure it's possible," he says. "There's always a chance you'll run into something nasty, and nothing's gonna stop you if you go looking, but most of the time I'm just fine."

[instar]

Bella nods.

"This is really weird," she mutters, scribbling in her notebook.

[aeskhyne]

"Which parts?"

[instar]

"The part where I am contemplating turning into an alien slug to wrap around your brain to determine the scope of alien slug brain-wrapping abilities and you're on board with the plan for unclear Trouble reasons."

[aeskhyne]

"Was 'I'd really like it' not clear, or just not clear enough?"

[instar]

"I have guesses about the details."

[aeskhyne]

"I bet you do."

[instar]

"Do you bet they are correct?"

[aeskhyne]

"Oh, probably."

[instar]

"And you are, regardless, okay with me being pretty much just scientifically motivated."

[aeskhyne]

"Well, yeah."

[instar]

"You keep saying things like that as though they should be obvious."

[aeskhyne]

"They're obvious to me. Doesn't mean they're obvious to everybody, but it does mean that's how I talk about 'em."

[instar]

"Mm." She sighs. "For the creativity part, have you got anything suitable that I haven't happened to hear about?"

[aeskhyne]

"Try cooking, actually," he says. "It's not always a creative thing, but it can be. Tell you the truth, I'm not sure there's anything I don't do creatively."

[instar]

"Okay." She sighs. "And we're going to have to tell everybody this experiment is going on so no one attempts to brain you with the tire iron if they catch me acting funny."

[aeskhyne]

He grins. "Yep."

[instar]

"Grand."

Scribble. Scribble. "If I write things down with your hands you still won't know what it means, right?"